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Querido Amor, No Flowers Bring Chelas Shirt, Valentine's Day Beer T-Shirt, Funny Anti-Valentine's Gift, Mexican Cactus Rose Heart Graphic Unisex Tee
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🍻 Because Sometimes Love Looks Like Chelas 🌹
Not everyone wants roses, chocolates, and mushy poems on Valentine’s Day. Some of us just want to laugh, kick back, and crack open an ice-cold beer with the one we care about—or maybe all by ourselves. That’s where this shirt comes in. The Querido Amor, No Flowers Bring Chelas tee says everything you’re thinking, loud and clear, with a bold cactus-rose heart graphic that’s equal parts funny and fearless.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood. It’s for the ones who roll their eyes at overpriced flowers, who know laughter lasts longer than roses, and who’d rather toast with a six-pack than with champagne. Imagine walking into your Valentine’s gathering, or even a casual Friday night, rocking this tee and instantly becoming the person everyone relates to—the one who keeps it real.
And here’s the best part: every time you wear it, it feels like a wink to your own story. Maybe it reminds you of that night you and your crew ditched the fancy dinner for tacos and beers, or maybe it pairs perfectly with your personalized Lotería tee that celebrates your roots. Either way, it’s more than fabric—it’s a memory stitched into something you can wear.
✨ Why It Belongs in Your Closet:
- A Statement Without Saying a Word: Funny, bold, and anti-Valentine in the best way.
- All-Day Comfort: Made with soft, breathable cotton blend that’s perfect for lounging, laughing, and living.
- Perfect for Every Mood: Whether you’re single, taken, or “it’s complicated,” this tee speaks your truth.
- Gift That Gets Remembered: Forget wilted flowers—this is the Valentine’s gift that keeps on giving laughs.
💡 Not Just a Tee—It’s Your Humor in Print
Every time you slip it on, it’s like wearing your personality on your sleeve: unapologetic, funny, and authentic. And while flowers fade, this shirt—and the memories you make in it—stay as fresh as that first cold sip of chela.
❤️ Why Wait to Laugh About Love?
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and these won’t last. Snag yours today and turn your “anti-Valentine” vibe into the funniest love note you’ll ever wear.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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