No Soy Borracho, Soy Catador Exclusive Art Piece Home Office Work Mexican Spanish Pride Gift One-Of-A-Kind Unisex Sweatshirt | N32

🍷 Not Drunk—Just Classy 🍷

Every family has *that* tío. The one who swirls his glass with flair, has a toast for every occasion, and insists—*with pride*—that he's not borracho, he’s a professional catador. Sound familiar?

This sweatshirt is for him. For you. For anyone who sips with style and jokes with corazón. It’s more than a funny phrase—it’s a whole personality wrapped in cozy, cotton-rich comfort. A subtle flex, a cultural wink, and a warm reminder of those family gatherings where laughter spills out like the good tequila.

Imagine showing up to your next carne asada or holiday party wearing this gem. Instantly, your primos are cracking up, your tía wants one too, and your abuela shakes her head smiling, “Ay, este niño…”

💬 Translation?
“No soy borracho, soy catador.”
Translation: “I’m not drunk, I’m a taster.”
Interpretation: I’m fun, I’m bold, and I’ve got excellent taste—in drinks and in fashion.

🔥 Why You’ll Want To Wear It Every Day:

• Unapologetically You: Embrace the culture, the humor, the pride—with a design that turns heads and starts conversations.
• Made for Real Life: Durable, ultra-soft fabric that feels like a warm abrazo. Perfect for cool nights, casual Fridays, or Zoom calls with flavor.
• One-Of-A-Kind Art: You won’t find this drawing at the mall. It’s exclusive, just like your personality—hand-drawn vibes with modern edge.
• Universal Fit: Unisex and flattering on everyone. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your favorite chanclas.

🎁 A Gift That Says, “I Know You.”
This is the perfect present for that friend who always brings the good stuff, or that cousin who lights up the party. Or maybe... it’s a little gift for yourself—because you deserve to feel seen, and more importantly, laughed with.

👕 Want Something Even More Personal?
Don’t stop at “catador.” Bring your own memories to life with a custom Lotería shirt—designed by you, for the stories only your family could tell. Combine both and turn your closet into a gallery of identity, humor, and heritage.

⏳ Limited Stock Alert:
This design won’t last forever. Once it’s gone, it’s gone—so if it’s calling your name (or your uncle’s), grab it now before the next round starts pouring.

🥂 Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Sweatshirts.
Order yours today and wear it with pride, purpose, and just a splash of mischief.

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