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🍻 Not Drunk, Just... Deep in Research 🍻

You know that *one* cousin—the one who swears he’s not drunk, he’s just "refining his palate"? Well, now he’s got the shirt to prove it. Whether you’re sipping tequila like a connoisseur or cracking open a beer at every family carne asada, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: "No soy borracho, soy catador."

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a statement. It’s for the unapologetic taste-testers, the proud Mexicans who turn every gathering into a memory, and for anyone who’s ever had to defend their expertise at the cooler. 😉

Picture this: You're showing up to the next fiesta, and your tíos instantly burst into laughter. Your tía gives you the side eye while secretly smiling. And your friends? They're already asking where you got it. It’s that kind of shirt. The kind that speaks for you, before you even say a word.

🌟 What Makes It Uniquely You:

• Crafted for Conversation: Bold, clever typography on ultra-soft, breathable fabric—guaranteed to break the ice and spark a chuckle (or five).
• Unisex Fit, Fiesta-Approved: Flattering on everyone, from the life of the party to the low-key "catador" in the corner with a michelada in hand.
• Made With Cultura: A true nod to our roots, this tee pairs perfectly with laughs, loud music, and a touch of tequila-fueled wisdom.
• A Perfect Gift: Birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because—you know exactly who this shirt was made for.

And if you’re the sentimental type (or shopping for one), don’t miss the chance to pair this with something even more personal—like our custom Lotería shirt. Because nothing says “this is SO you” like their name or nickname printed on a design inspired by the game that raised us.

🎁 Ready to Make Someone’s Day?
Whether it’s for your best friend, your hilarious uncle, or yourself (because let’s be real, you deserve it), this tee is more than just a gift—it’s a vibe, a laugh, and a memory in the making.

🚨 Limited Quantities—Grab Yours Before the Cooler’s Empty
Great shirts (and good tequila) don’t last forever. Don’t wait for the next party to wish you had it—get yours today and show up as the legend you are.

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