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🍻 Not Drunk—Just Cultured 🍻

You know that uncle at the party—the one who knows every tequila brand by heart, swirls his mezcal like it’s a fine wine, and somehow always ends the night as the family’s favorite storyteller? Yeah... this shirt was made for him. Or maybe it’s for you.

“No soy borracho, soy catador.” Four words that say: I’ve got taste. I’ve got tradition. And I’ve definitely got jokes. This isn’t just a tee, it’s a wink to your roots, a proud nod to the culture, and a perfect conversation starter for every carne asada, office party, or spontaneous cantina night.

Imagine slipping it on, catching your reflection, and laughing a little. Then someone sees it and chuckles too. You didn’t just wear a shirt—you made a moment.

🎨 Why It Hits Different:

• Bold, Playful, Unapologetically You: The lettering pops like a punchline—bright, vibrant, and full of personality, just like the message.
• Feels Like a Soft Hug: Lightweight, breathable, and crafted for comfort—because the only thing that should feel heavy is your pour.
• Unisex Fit That Speaks Fluent Fiesta: Designed for every body and every vibe. Whether you’re behind the bar or behind the mic at karaoke, it fits like it’s made just for you.
• A Gift with Real Flavor: Birthdays, holidays, or just because—this shirt is for the friend who never misses a toast (or a tasting).

💡 Turn Your Humor Into Heritage
Looking to personalize the punchline? Go a step further and create your own Lotería shirt—mix your inside jokes, family nicknames, or cultural pride into a design that’s unmistakably yours. Imagine “La Catadora,” “El Primo,” or “La Reina del After Party”—your story, immortalized in color and tradition.

🔥 Don’t Just Blend In—Be the Story
Because let’s be real: anyone can wear a shirt. But not everyone wears one that makes people laugh, connect, and remember. So go ahead, catador—claim your title and rock it with pride.

Snag yours before the next round starts—because these won’t last long, and neither will that bottle of reposado.

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