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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog the Guac Unisex T-Shirt, Funny Avocado Lover Tee, Heart Print with Infinity Symbol, Cinco de Mayo Party Shirt, Foodie Humor Graphic Top, Novelty Mexican Theme Gift
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🥑 Love, Laughter, and a Little Guac 🥑
Some shirts just say something funny—but this one? It says everything. It’s humor, culture, and a playful reminder of how love works best: share the chips, share the guac, and don’t hog what makes life sweet (or in this case, delicious). With a heart intertwined by an infinity symbol, it’s more than just a tee—it’s a promise wrapped in laughter.
Imagine walking into a Cinco de Mayo party, your shirt sparking instant smiles. Friends laugh, strangers nod in approval, and someone always says: “Where did you get that?” Because this isn’t just clothing—it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and your ticket to unforgettable memories. Just like our custom Lotería shirts, this tee carries that same sense of joy and culture—playful, bold, and made to be remembered.
🌮 What Makes It Special:
- Playful Humor That Hits Home: “Forever Yours If You Don’t Hog the Guac” is a line that makes people laugh because it’s true—we all know someone who loves their avocado a little too much.
- Comfy Enough for Every Fiesta: Buttery-soft cotton, lightweight, breathable, and pre-shrunk for a fit that feels like it was made just for you.
- Designed for Every Moment: Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, taco nights, birthdays, or just when you want to spread smiles without saying a word.
- A Gift That Stands Out: For foodies, avocado lovers, or that special person who steals your chips—it’s a shirt that’s as funny as it is thoughtful.
💡 More Than a Shirt—It’s a Memory
This tee is about more than guacamole—it’s about the joy of sharing. It’s the laugh at the table, the moment you lock eyes with someone across the party, the little reminder that love is in the details. It’s something you’ll reach for again and again, because it’s not just clothing—it’s a keepsake of the fun you bring everywhere you go.
❤️ Why Wait?
Life’s best moments happen fast—don’t miss yours. Grab this tee today and turn every gathering into a story worth retelling. Be the one who shows up with personality, pride, and a shirt that everyone wishes they had.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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