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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog The Guac Funny Valentine's Day T-Shirt, Cute Avocado Shirt, Humor Food Pun Tee, Cinco de Mayo Gift, Unisex Short Sleeve Top, Anniversary Present for Him or Her
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🥑 Love, Laughter & A Little Guac 🥑
They say the secret to a lasting relationship is trust… but let’s be real—it’s also about sharing the guacamole. This shirt isn’t just a pun, it’s a playful promise that love lasts longer when you don’t hog the dip. It’s the kind of humor that makes your partner smile, your friends laugh, and your heart feel just a little fuller every time you wear it.
Picture this: you walk into date night wearing this tee, and before the appetizers even hit the table, the conversation is already flowing, the laughter is nonstop, and the mood is set. It’s not just about guac—it’s about connection, about those small silly moments that become your favorite memories. Just like that time you gifted them a personalized Lotería shirt that made them feel one-of-a-kind, this avocado tee says, “I see you, I love you, and I get your sense of humor.”
🌮 What Makes It Extra Special:
- A Perfect Blend of Fun & Love: A food pun that doubles as a love note—ideal for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or just because.
- Soft & Cozy Comfort: Made from buttery-soft fabric that feels like a warm hug, with a fit that’s flattering for both him and her.
- Unisex & Versatile: Wear it to taco night, Cinco de Mayo, or casual dates—it’s guaranteed to start conversations.
- Gift-Ready & Unforgettable: Whether it’s for your soulmate, best friend, or even yourself, this shirt is more than funny—it’s meaningful.
💡 More Than Just a Tee—It’s a Love Story
Every couple has inside jokes. Every friendship has shared moments. This shirt is a way to wear them out loud. It’s a playful reminder that love is in the little things—the shared meals, the laughter, the way you never let each other feel left out (especially when guac is on the table).
❤️ Don’t Miss Your Chance
Moments like these don’t wait. Grab this shirt today and surprise someone special with a gift that makes them laugh, makes them feel loved, and makes your story even sweeter. Because forever is a long time—but it’s even better when you share the guac.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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