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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog The Guac Funny Avocado Couple T-Shirt, Cute Valentine's Day Gift for Him Her, Guacamole Lover Matching Shirt, Mexican Food Pun Tee, Cinco de Mayo Apparel
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🥑 Love, Laughter & A Little Guac 🥑
They say the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach—but let’s be real: it’s through the guac. This shirt isn’t just a funny pun, it’s a playful reminder that love is about sharing—yes, even the avocado dip. Perfect for couples who laugh more than they argue, and who know that the secret to “forever yours” is not hogging the good stuff.
Imagine slipping this tee on for a casual date night, a Cinco de Mayo fiesta, or just a lazy Sunday making tacos together. It’s that little wink of humor that makes people smile—and makes you two the couple everyone loves to be around. And when they see your matching outfits? It’s game over—you’ve won “cutest couple” without even trying.
🌮 Why You’ll Be Craving This Tee:
- Soft & Cozy Comfort: Pre-shrunk, lightweight, and buttery-soft so you can wear it from taco Tuesday to Netflix marathons.
- Spicy Humor Included: A clever guacamole pun that makes this more than just a shirt—it’s a conversation starter.
- Perfect for Him or Her: A unisex fit that flatters both, making it the ultimate matching couple’s shirt.
- Celebrate Your Flavor: Pair it with your favorite fiesta vibes, or customize your own Lotería shirt for the ultimate personalized touch.
💌 More Than a Gift—It’s a Joke You Wear
Forget roses or chocolates. This is the kind of Valentine’s Day, anniversary, or “just because” gift that lasts—because it’s funny, sweet, and actually wearable. Every time they put it on, they’ll think of the laughs you share (and maybe that one time you fought over the last chip).
🔥 Don’t Miss Out
Love doesn’t wait—and neither should you. Grab this shirt today before the moment (and your size) is gone. Because when it comes to guac, we all know: sharing is caring.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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