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Christmas Calories Don't Count (Tamales Edition) Funny Xmas Tamale Shirt, Holiday Cactus Santa Hat Graphic Tee, Mexican Food Lover Gift, Navidad Celebration Unisex T-Shirt

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🎄 Because Christmas Calories Don’t Count—Especially Tamales 🎄

There’s something about the holidays that makes every bite taste better. Maybe it’s the smell of tamales steaming in the kitchen, the sound of laughter from cousins sharing chisme, or the way Abuelita insists you eat “just one more.” This shirt captures that exact spirit—the joy of indulging without guilt, because in December, calories don’t matter… but memories do.

Imagine walking into the family posada wearing this playful tee—Santa hat, cactus flair, and a wink at the tradition we all hold dear. It’s the perfect icebreaker, the instant laugh, and the unspoken permission to grab that extra plate. Whether you’re the tamal roller, the eater, or the one sneaking them straight from the pot, this shirt was made for you.

🌮 What Makes It Extra Festive:

  • A Taste of Tradition: Designed for tamale lovers who know that food is family and every bite is part of the celebration.
  • Comfort You’ll Live In: Made from buttery-soft fabric that feels as cozy as sitting by the tree with champurrado in hand.
  • Fiesta-Ready Style: Bold holiday graphics with a cactus in a Santa hat bring Mexican Christmas pride to life.
  • The Perfect Gift: For that cousin who eats six tamales without blinking, or the friend who starts Navidad with “calories don’t count.”

💡 More Than Just a Christmas Tee
This isn’t a one-season wonder. It’s a keepsake you’ll pull out every year—like that ornament that always gets the best spot on the tree. Pair it with our personalized Lotería shirt for a full set of memories you can wear proudly, year after year.

❤️ Why Wait to Celebrate?
The holidays are fleeting, but the laughter, tamales, and inside jokes can last forever. Grab your shirt today and wear your joy on your sleeve—literally. Because while calories may not count, moments like this always do.

Size Guide

Size Length Width Chest
XS 27" 16" 33"
S 28" 18" 36"
M 29" 20" 40"
L 30" 22" 44"
XL 31" 24" 48"
2XL 32" 26" 52"
3XL 33" 28" 56"
4XL 34" 30" 60"
5XL 35" 32" 64"

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