No Soy Borracho, Soy Catador Exclusive Art Piece Exclusive Art Piece Home Office Work Mexican Spanish Pride Gift One-Of-A-Kind Unisex T-Shirt | N14

🍻 It’s Not a Buzz—It’s a Craft 🍻

You’ve heard the jokes. You’ve lived the stories. But this shirt? It flips the script. Because you’re not “borracho”—you’re a catador. A connoisseur of good times, deep belly laughs, and memories that age finer than any bottle on the shelf.

This isn’t just another tee tossed into your drawer. It’s your signature piece. A knowing wink to those who’ve shared a late-night mezcal, a backyard carne asada, or a karaoke moment that may or may not have involved Juan Gabriel.

And the best part? It pairs perfectly with that one-of-a-kind vibe only you bring. Just like your favorite Lotería tee—where you chose the card, the name, the joke that hits home—this shirt captures your personality with bold, unapologetic pride.

🎉 Why This Shirt Hits Different:

• Conversation Starter, Every Time: Whether you’re at a fiesta or Zoom happy hour, everyone will ask about it. Guaranteed laughs. Guaranteed bonding.
• Unisex & Effortless: Soft, breathable cotton that fits like that go-to tee you never want to take off. Pre-shrunk and made to last through every wild noche and lazy domingo.
• Made for the Real Ones: It’s not for everyone—it’s for the ones who savor life, one sip, one story at a time.
• The Perfect Gift: Know someone who “tastes” every tequila like it’s fine wine? This shirt is their spirit animal.

💡 A Shirt That Speaks Your Truth
Wearing this is like saying: “I don’t just drink—I curate.” It’s a celebration of your taste, your humor, your culture. And when you gift it to someone? It’s more than a laugh—it’s a shared understanding, a memory waiting to happen.

🔥 Don’t Just Taste—Make a Statement
Why wait? The next round of memories is just around the corner. Grab your shirt now and wear it like you mean it. Because every great story deserves the right outfit.

📏 Size Guide:
Available in sizes XS to 3XL. True to size with a comfortable unisex fit. If you prefer a more relaxed look, size up for extra chill vibes.

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