No Soy Borracho, Soy Catador Exclusive Art Piece Exclusive Art Piece Home Office Work Mexican Spanish Pride Gift One-Of-A-Kind Unisex T-Shirt | N9

🍻 It’s Not Just a T-Shirt… It’s an Inside Joke Between You and Every Tío at the BBQ 🍻

You know the one—the uncle who always shows up with a cooler full of “samples,” winks, and says, “Esto no es peda, mijo… es investigación.” That’s the energy this shirt brings, and trust me, people will laugh before you even say a word.

“No soy borracho, soy catador” isn’t just a clever line—it’s a personality in cotton form. It’s for the life of the party, the one with the best drink recommendations, and the undisputed expert in taste-testing tequila like it’s an Olympic sport.

Imagine slipping this on before a carne asada, a night out with the crew, or a quiet drink with your pops. It’s bold. It’s hilarious. It’s your vibe, in print. And when you pair it with a custom Lotería tee that celebrates your roots? Game over. You just became a walking tribute to cultura, humor, and tradition.

🎉 Why You’ll Wear This More Than You Should:

• Made for the Jokes and the Joy: That perfect blend of sarcasm and pride that gets people talking—and laughing.
• Comfy Like Your Favorite Cantina Chair: Super soft, breathable, and built to last longer than your cousin’s “I’m on my way” text.
• Unisex, Universal, Undeniably You: Fits every body and every vibe, whether you’re the catador or just his ride home.
• The Perfect Gift for That One Friend: You know the one. The “I only had three” friend. Yeah, that friend.

🕒 Here’s the Thing…
These exclusive designs don’t stick around forever. Just like your last bottle of mezcal, once it’s gone—it’s gone. Grab yours now and own the joke before someone else wears it to the next family gathering.

💥 Let Your Shirt Do the Talking
You’ve got stories to tell, laughs to share, and culture to celebrate. Why not wear it all on your chest?

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