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TOO MUCH SALSA, NOT ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL T-Shirt - Funny Skull Sombrero Chili Pepper Food Humor Graphic Tee - Unisex Cinco de Mayo Mexican Party Shirt
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🔥 Too Much Salsa, Not Enough Self-Control 🔥
Some shirts make people laugh—this one makes them remember you. The moment you walk in wearing this bold, hilarious design, you’re not just wearing a tee… you’re making a statement. A little spice, a little humor, and a whole lot of personality.
This shirt is for the ones who can’t resist another chip, another pour of salsa, another round of laughter with friends. It’s playful, unapologetic, and the perfect way to show off your love for Mexican flavor and your sense of humor. Whether it’s Cinco de Mayo, a backyard carne asada, or just a day when you want to feel más auténtico, this shirt makes it impossible to blend into the background.
Imagine this: you’re at the party, salsa bowl in hand, your friends cracking up at the line on your chest. Someone mentions how it reminds them of that unforgettable night you couldn’t stop dancing—or maybe couldn’t stop dipping chips. Just like your personalized Lotería shirt, this one captures a piece of your story—but with a twist of humor and spice.
🌶️ What Makes It Stand Out:
- Bold & Playful Design: Funny skull in sombrero, chili pepper accents, and a punchline that gets people talking.
- Unisex & Party-Ready: Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, fiestas, Mexican food nights, or anytime you want to stand out.
- Soft & Comfortable: Made with premium cotton blend—lightweight, breathable, and pre-shrunk for the perfect fit.
- Conversation Starter: A tee that doesn’t just sit on you—it speaks for you. Expect smiles, laughs, and compliments all night long.
💡 More Than a Shirt—It’s Your Flavor
It’s not just fabric and ink. It’s laughter, it’s connection, it’s that fiery part of you that doesn’t hold back. Every time you wear it, you’ll remember the parties, the flavors, the friends, the moments you couldn’t stop smiling.
❤️ Why Wait to Bring the Heat?
Salsa runs out fast. So do unforgettable shirts. Don’t miss your chance to grab this design and make it yours. Add it to your cart today and let the good times roll—one spicy laugh at a time.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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