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Too Festive to Function Sin Salsa Shirt, Funny Cinco de Mayo T-Shirt, Fiesta Party Tee, Mexican Food Lover Gift, Maracas Chili Peppers Graphic Top for Men and Women, Holiday Celebration Apparel
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🎉 Too Festive to Function… Without Salsa 🎉
You know that feeling when the music’s loud, the maracas are shaking, and the tacos keep coming—but there’s no salsa in sight? That’s when you realize: life’s just too festive to function sin salsa. This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s your fiesta spirit, your love for good food, and that spicy spark that makes every celebration unforgettable.
Whether you’re heading to a Cinco de Mayo bash, a backyard carne asada, or just want to make your friends laugh at the next taco Tuesday, this tee says it all. Bold, funny, and straight to the point—it’s your way of telling the world: bring the salsa or don’t even bother showing up.
🔥 What Makes It the Life of the Party:
- Fiesta-Ready Design: Playful maracas, chili peppers, and festive vibes that bring instant party energy wherever you go.
- Soft & Comfortable All Day: Made from buttery-soft cotton blend that feels as good as it looks—lightweight, breathable, and built for dancing all night.
- Perfect for Food Lovers: Whether you’re a salsa verde fan or all about that roja, this shirt celebrates your love for Mexican flavors in style.
- A Gift With Spice: Surprise a foodie friend, a salsa addict, or the life of your fiesta crew with a shirt that’s as fun as they are.
💡 More Than Just a Shirt—It’s Your Fiesta Mood
Every time you put this on, it’s a reminder that celebrations aren’t just about the music or the margaritas—it’s about the people, the flavors, and the memories. Just like our custom Lotería shirts, it’s not only something you wear—it’s something you live. From family fiestas to nights out with friends, this tee keeps the good times rolling (with extra salsa on the side).
❤️ Why Wait to Turn Up the Heat?
The fiestas are already on the calendar, and you know this shirt is going to be the conversation starter. Don’t wait until it’s sold out—grab yours today and let the world know: without salsa, it’s just not a party.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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