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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog The Guac Unisex T-Shirt, Funny Avocado Guacamole Lover Tee, Romantic Food Pun Shirt, Valentine's Day Couple Gift, Cinco de Mayo Apparel, Short Sleeve Graphic Top.
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🥑 Forever Yours… If You Don’t Hog the Guac 🥑
They say love is patient, love is kind—but real love? It’s sharing the last scoop of guacamole. This shirt is more than a laugh, it’s a wink at romance, a playful reminder that the little things (like splitting chips and dip) are what make a relationship unforgettable.
Imagine walking into a Cinco de Mayo fiesta, Valentine’s dinner, or just a taco Tuesday date night—wearing a shirt that makes people smile before you even say a word. It’s the kind of humor that brings couples closer and makes strangers lean in to say, “Where did you get that?!”
And just like that, your love story has a mascot: the avocado. Because when it comes down to it, you’re not just wearing a tee—you’re wearing a memory. Just like your custom Lotería shirt that tells your story, this one celebrates the inside jokes, the smiles, and the late-night chips and salsa runs that only the two of you understand.
💚 What Makes It So Irresistible:
- A Conversation Starter: Bold avocado pun design that sparks laughter and instantly breaks the ice.
- Soft & Stretchy Comfort: Made with buttery cotton blend that feels like your favorite hug—pre-shrunk and designed to keep its shape.
- Couple & Party Ready: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, anniversaries, or casual taco nights with friends.
- A Gift That’s As Fun As It Is Thoughtful: Surprise your partner, foodie bestie, or yourself with a tee that’s full of flavor and full of love.
✨ More Than a Shirt—It’s a Love Story
Every time you slip this tee on, you’re reminded that the best moments aren’t the grand ones—they’re the playful, everyday rituals. Sharing guac, trading smiles, holding hands across the table. This shirt keeps those little joys alive, bite after bite.
❤️ Why Wait to Wear the Smile?
The best memories aren’t planned—they’re created in the moment. Don’t let this one slip by. Grab your guac-inspired tee today and give someone (or yourself) the gift of laughter, love, and comfort you can wear.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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