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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog The Guac T-Shirt, Funny Guacamole & Avocado Lover Unisex Tee, Mi Guac Es Su Guac Humor Shirt, Mexican Food Dip Graphic Top, Cinco de Mayo Party Gift Idea
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🥑 Forever Yours… If You Don’t Hog the Guac 🥑
Some shirts make you smile—but this one? It makes you laugh out loud. It’s the ultimate inside joke for guacamole lovers, the ones who know that sharing chips and dip is more sacred than any love song. With every wear, this tee reminds you of the joy of passing the bowl, the playful “don’t hog the guac” warnings, and the friends who turn a simple snack into a memory you’ll never forget.
Imagine showing up to a Cinco de Mayo party in this shirt—the chips crackling, the guac disappearing fast, and someone nudging you with a grin because your shirt said it first. Or picture cozy nights with family, when the only argument on the table is whether there’s enough avocado left for round two. It’s food, it’s humor, it’s connection—and it’s yours to wear with pride.
🌮 What Makes It the Life of the Fiesta:
- Avocado-Lover Approved: A design that speaks to every guac enthusiast and food lover who knows dip is life.
- Soft, Comfy, Fiesta-Ready: Crafted from lightweight, buttery-soft cotton blend that moves with you—perfect for dancing, lounging, or reaching for one more chip.
- Unisex Fit That Flatters All: From XS to 5XL, there’s a perfect size for every guac-sharing soul in the family.
- Gift-Worthy Fun: Whether it’s for a foodie friend, a Cinco de Mayo outfit, or just to show love with humor, this shirt is the gift that keeps on giving.
💡 More Than Just a Tee—It’s a Conversation Starter
Every time you wear it, you’ll spark laughter, start conversations, and maybe even inspire someone to finally pass the guac your way. Pair it with your own personalized Lotería shirt and make your outfit tell your story—because food, family, and culture are always better when shared.
❤️ Why Wait to Make Them Smile?
The best memories come from the little things—like chips, salsa, and plenty of guacamole. Don’t wait until the dip bowl is empty—grab this shirt today and wear your humor, your culture, and your love for guac proudly.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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