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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog the Guac T-Shirt, Funny Avocado Shirt, Guacamole Lover Tee, Mexican Food Fiesta Party Outfit, Cinco de Mayo Humor Gift for Men Women, Summer Cookout Festival Apparel
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🥑 Love at First Bite (and Sip of Guac) 🥑
You know how every party has that one bowl of guacamole that disappears faster than the music can start? This shirt is your playful way of saying, “I’m yours forever… just don’t hog the guac.” It’s flirty, funny, and made for the ones who live for chips, salsa, and laughter at the table.
Imagine walking into a fiesta, a cookout, or even Cinco de Mayo, and someone spots the shirt. Instantly, smiles, laughter, and maybe even a few “where did you get that?!” questions follow. It’s more than a tee—it’s a conversation starter, a memory-maker, and the kind of piece that reminds people you don’t take life too seriously… except when it comes to guacamole.
And here’s the secret ingredient: pair it with your own personalized Lotería shirt, and suddenly you’ve got the perfect duo—fun, culture, and style all in one. Because why just wear a shirt when you can wear your whole personality?
🌮 What Makes It So Irresistible:
- Spicy Humor Meets Style: A playful design that says what everyone’s thinking at the fiesta—don’t mess with my guac.
- Everyday Comfort: Made with soft, lightweight fabric that hugs you in all the right places—pre-shrunk, breathable, and built for long summer days.
- Fiesta-Ready Vibes: Perfect for Cinco de Mayo, backyard cookouts, taco nights, or just binging guac with friends on a Tuesday.
- The Gift That Guacs Their World: Fun, unique, and unforgettable for anyone who loves avocados (or just loves to laugh).
❤️ More Than Just a Tee—It’s a Fiesta in Fabric
Every time you wear this shirt, it’s a reminder of belly laughs, good food, and the people who make it all taste better. It’s not just what you wear—it’s the vibe you bring with you. And honestly? Life’s too short not to let your humor shine through.
⚡ Don’t Wait Until the Guac Is Gone
Just like the best bowl of guacamole, these shirts won’t stick around forever. Grab yours today before the last one’s scooped up. Wear it, love it, and let everyone know—you’re forever yours… if they share the guac.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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