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Forever Yours If You Don't Hog The Guac T-Shirt, Funny Avocado Lover Shirt, Guacamole Foodie Tee, Unisex Graphic Novelty Shirt, Valentine's Day Gift for Friend or Partner
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🥑 Love at First Bite 🥑
Some shirts just make you laugh—but this one? It’s you and your story wrapped in guac-filled fun. Bold, witty, and a little cheeky, this tee says what we’ve all been thinking: love is forever… as long as nobody hogs the guac. It’s playful, it’s relatable, and it’s your new favorite conversation starter.
Think of the smiles when you wear it to brunch with friends, a taco night with family, or a casual date where laughter flows as easily as chips into a bowl of guacamole. And the best part? Every time someone reads it, they’ll feel like they know you a little better—because humor is one of the sweetest ways to connect.
💚 Why This Shirt Feels Like a Snack You’ll Crave:
- A Flavor of Fun: A pun-packed design that’s as fresh as a bowl of homemade guacamole, guaranteed to get a laugh (or a side-eye if you’re not sharing).
- Comfy Enough for Seconds: Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight fabric with a hint of stretch, this tee fits like it was made for your personality. Pre-shrunk for no surprises after wash.
- Made to Match Your Vibe: Whether you’re pairing it with jeans, sweats, or your own playful Lotería shirt, it brings culture, humor, and style together effortlessly.
- The Gift That Guacs Their World: Perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or just because—you’ll be remembered as the one who gave them something both funny and unforgettable.
💡 More Than Just a Tee—It’s a Mood
Every time you slip this shirt on, you’re not just wearing cotton—you’re carrying a punchline that speaks your truth. It’s lighthearted yet real, because at the end of the day, laughter is what makes love and friendship taste even better.
❤️ Don’t Wait—Guac Doesn’t Last Forever
The moments that make us laugh are fleeting—but this shirt isn’t. Grab yours today before it’s gone, and let the world know that love is forever, but guac is non-negotiable.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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