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Christmas Calories Don't Count (Tamales Edition) Unisex T-Shirt, Funny Holiday Tamale Shirt, Mexican Christmas Food Tee, Tamalada Gift, Xmas Season Celebration Top for Men and Women, Santa Hat and Chili Peppers Graphic Apparel
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🎄 Because Christmas Calories Don’t Count 🎄
There’s something magical about Christmas—the laughter, the family, the food that fills the table and your heart. And when it comes to tamales? Forget the guilt. This shirt isn’t just a funny holiday tee—it’s a wink, a smile, and the perfect reminder that the best memories are made with flavor and love.
Every time you slip this on, you’ll feel that same cozy joy you get when unwrapping a fresh tamal straight from the olla. Pair it with your favorite jeans, wear it to the tamalada, or give it as a playful gift to that friend who’s always first in line for seconds. This isn’t just apparel—it’s a celebration of tradition, laughter, and family.
✨ Why It Belongs in Your Holiday:
- Fun Meets Tradition: A festive design with Santa’s hat and chili peppers that captures the spirit of a true Mexican Christmas.
- Made for Tamal Lovers: Soft, breathable, pre-shrunk fabric perfect for long nights of posadas and family fiestas.
- Unisex & Inclusive: Designed for men and women, from XS to 5XL, so the whole family can join the fun.
- Gift-Ready Joy: Makes a hilarious and heartwarming gift for anyone who knows that tamales are the real holiday spirit.
And just imagine it—your family wearing these around the table, and you surprising mamá with a personalized Lotería shirt that proudly says “La Tamalera” or “El Chef.” These aren’t just gifts; they’re keepsakes of who you are and the traditions you treasure.
❤️ Why Wait?
Christmas only comes once a year—but the memories last forever. Grab this shirt now and turn your tamalada into a story everyone will remember. Don’t let the season pass without creating those moments you’ll smile about for years to come.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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