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Guac Dealer T-Shirt Funny Avocado Guacamole Tee Cinco de Mayo Food Lover Shirt Mexican Foodie Gift Unisex Apparel for Men and Women, Nachos and Hot Sauce Graphic Top
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🥑 The Shirt That Guacs Your World 🥑
Some shirts just cover your back—but this one? It brings the party. Bold, playful, and dripping with flavor, the Guac Dealer Tee is made for the ones who know that life tastes better with extra guacamole. Whether it’s Cinco de Mayo, taco night, or just another Tuesday, this shirt says what everyone’s already thinking: you’re the plug for good vibes and good food.
Imagine stepping into the room—nachos on the table, hot sauce bottles lined up, music playing—and all eyes catch the bold “Guac Dealer” across your chest. Instantly, you’re the conversation starter, the laugh everyone remembers, the person who makes even guacamole feel like an inside joke. That’s the kind of shirt this is: a memory wrapped in fabric.
🌮 Why This Tee Is More Than Just Funny:
- A Flavor-Packed Statement: Guac, nachos, hot sauce—every detail pops in a playful, food-lover graphic that makes your shirt as tasty as your personality.
- Soft Comfort, Bold Fit: Made from premium, breathable fabric that feels like your favorite tee from the first wear. Pre-shrunk for a lasting true-to-size fit.
- Perfect for Every Fiesta: From Cinco de Mayo celebrations to casual hangouts, this shirt keeps the energy light, fun, and flavorful.
- A Gift That’s Always Fresh: Ideal for foodies, avocado addicts, or that friend who can’t stop saying “extra guac, please.”
💡 Pair It With Heritage
Want to take it beyond just laughs? Mix the fun of this shirt with the meaning of a personalized Lotería tee. Because sometimes the best memories come from combining culture with humor—and this combo is unbeatable.
🔥 Why Wait? Freshness Doesn’t Last
Like the perfect bowl of guacamole, the best moments don’t sit around—they get scooped up fast. Don’t wait to claim yours. Bring the laughs, bring the flavor, and be the Guac Dealer everyone needs. Order now and let the fiesta live on your shirt.
Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" | 33" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 36" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 40" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 44" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 48" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 52" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 56" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 60" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 64" |
(Measurements in inches)
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